Uppity faux British accented voice bellows: What is Art?
Totally unpretentious & proud peruser of Singlish replies: Art ah? Super rich boliao people, whole day go gallery swirl wine glass, sip Champagne, rub shoulders with sons-of-who’s-daughter-of-which-wife-of-some-CEO. Or British uppity women with BIG hats at art auctions holding that lollipop thingy.
You get the point.
The established public image of Art is that it’s exclusive to a meagre 8.3m ÷ 6.77b = 0.13% worth of delusional high net-worth individuals. It is therefore hardly misplaced to think that there exists, amongst the remaining 99.87% of us ≤ middle-class disillusioned folks, people who have actually come to hate what Art allegedly represents.

So if, as a member of this disgruntled pack, you relate to The British Art Resistance (BAR), pray lend them your heartfelt support in spreading propaganda against the common enemy during:
NATIONAL ART HATE WEEK (NAHW) (more…)